My name is Tania, I am 19 years old ,Mexican, there is not much to be said, the blog speaks for itself
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
when the person you like talks to you first
Underwear is literally just a piece of cloth to hold your genitals like who thought of that
When you were younger and a friend came round
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this
Someone PLEASE tell me I’m not the only one who imagined Brenda as Mexican.
OMG I’M NOT ALONE
OH DUDE OH DUDE I THOUGHT BRENDA AND JORGE BOTH WERE MEXICAN !!!! DUDEEEEEEEE
nocturnvalen said: AY ME ESTÁ PASANDO EXACTAMENTE LO MISMO TANIA QUERIDA♥
awnnnnn me subiste el animo mi buen Valen, por lo menos no estoy sola en esto :), lo que me decia mi terapeuta el viernes pasado es que no necesariamente todos en la uni deben de ser tus amigos , si de verdad son tus amigos , al final ellos se quedarán ni importar lo que pase. VAMOS VALEN CORAJE !!!! LECHUGA!!!!
We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
oh boy I think my “friends” from college hate me now , but I guess that’s okay, I need to start standing up for myself like I used to do, I have to loose all my fear of people not liking me
No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
(Source: textsfromwhedonverse)
